Line By Line By Line.

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

• Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

I know you’re coming in the night like a thief, but I’ve had some time, O Lord, to hone my lying technique. I know you think that I’m someone you can trust, but I’m scared I’ll get scared and I swear I’ll try to nail you back up. So do you think that we could work out a sign, so I’ll know it’s you and that it’s over so I won’t even try. I know you’re coming for the people like me, but we all got wood and nails, & we turn out hate in factories. We all got wood and nails, & we turn out hate in factories. We all got wood and nails, & we sleep inside this machine.

outofherhead:

Spill your secrets.
Go ahead, spill them
All over me
I want to swim in them
And feel them warm against my skin.
I want to know
That I am not the only one
With things to hide.

Hello friends!

Hello hello hello! I’ve been so busy with making sure I graduate that it seems I’ve abandoned every social network except for twitter. Just reactivated my Facebook page moments ago, and I’m writing on here for the first time, sincerely, in a few weeks.

A special shoutout to all of the kids who are going to be joining the wolfpack at UNR with me next year! I really want to meet people in my classes and things, because the school itself is huge & I would love new friends. Gimme a shout if you have any classes with me! Yayyyyy!

School days left (- weekends & exams): 17

Days until graduation: 43

• ANTH 101 - Intro. to Cultural Anthropology - M W Fr - 9 to 9:50 am
• ENG 102 - Composition II - Tu Th - 1 to 2:15 pm
• MATH 120 Lecture - Fund. College Math - Tu Th - 9:30 to 10:45 am
• MATH 120 Discussion/Recitations - Fr - 1 to 1:50 pm
• MUS 121 - Music Appreciation - M W Fr - 10 to 10:50 am
• SPAN 111 - First Year Spanish I - M Tu W Th - 11 to 11:50 am

Gif Tutorials

azulcristal:

• Gifs for begginers
• Gif making
• Easy gif tutorial for Mac
• Blur effect
• Tweening frames
• Transition tutorial
• How to add transitions to gifs
• Reducing the amount of color on your gif
• How to make a 500px x 500px gif
• Two gifs on one canvas
• Multiple animations with continuous effect in one image
• How to put multiple gifs in one shape them
• Lyrics gif tutorial
• Gif inside gif
• Overlay gifs
• Another overlay gif
• Spinning effect
• Twirly effect

(via fourthingsandalizzard)

invade my privacy

• Purple: 10 facts about my room
• Blue: 9 facts about my family
• Green: 8 facts about my body
• Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
• Orange: 6 facts about my home town
• Red: 5 facts about my best friend
• Pink: 4 facts about my parents
• White: 3 facts about my personality
• Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
• Black: 1 fact about the person I like